The Holiday Gift Zodiac, According to Susan Miller

Published December 7, 2018

As 2018 comes to a clamorous, commercialized end, we’ve put together a multi-part holiday gift guide in preparation for the year to come. This holiday season, we are all pigs.

We all have that friend who loves reminding everyone that astrology is bullshit. That friend is probably a Virgo, and you should get them a clutch resembling a tiny dog covered in crystals. Why? Because Susan Miller, astrology doyenne and author of the upcoming bookazine The Year Ahead 2019, said so. And if you want to be healthier, happier, have clearer skin, your chakras more aligned, your aura more brilliant, your diet less glutenous, you should listen to Susan Miller. Heed her gift guidance—one for every sign in the zodiac.

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ARIES: HERMÈS CROC WALLET ($6,950)

“A wallet is perfect for Aries because she is a leader and an entrepreneur. She is also not afraid of drama. Aries doesn’t like to be told what the trends are, but prefers to start them herself.”

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SAGITTARIUS: GUCCI TIGER BELT ($2,200)

“Sagittarius is the ruler of large animals, and what’s great about this is that it’s travel size! I think she would love this because she’s a casual girl, and this would make a simple black dress very interesting.”

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GEMINI: CHANEL BAG ($4500)

“Gemini loves things to be touching, so this is perfect. This bag is fun and appeals to her sense of humor, but it’s also very on trend. Gemini often ends up being a writer and traveling a lot, so you can always give her an accessory.”

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LIBRA: BULGARI NECKLACE (PRICE UPON REQUEST)

“Everybody is going to want this, but it has to go to Libra, because she loves fun jewelry. Libra is always beautiful, she’s incredibly social. As the daughter of Venus, she won’t settle for anything less than the real thing!”

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SCORPIO: CELINE BAG ($3,850)

“The Celine bag, of course, is for Scorpio. She loves a uniform and also to be understated, because she wants her authority to come before her outfit. She is a lady in the boardroom and quite a seductress in the bedroom, so she needs a piece like this that she can get a lot of wear out of!”

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PISCES: VALENTINO SHOE ($775)

“These shoes are for Pisces. They’re feminine but look like something exotic you’d find in an aquarium. Also, Pisces rules the sea, but she’s always having trouble with her feet, so she needs something really comfortable. These look like a pink cloud.”

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LEO: DIOR BAG (PRICE UPON REQUEST)

“Oh, I love this Dior purse. We’re going to give it to Leo, the fashion-forward sign. Usually all designers are either Leo or Leo rising. And this Dior bag will thrill her.”

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VIRGO: JUDITH LEIBER COUTURE SMALL DOG CLUTCH ($5,595)

“This is perfect for Virgo. All small, domestic animals are ruled by her, and it’s perfect for her sense of humor as a way to add some fun to an evening outfit. You don’t have to be a Virgo to be a writer, but a lot of them are editors because they’re very detail-oriented. A purse with small details fits in well for her!”

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TAURUS: PRADA SHOE (PRICE UPON REQUEST)

“For Taurus, comfort is number one. She’s a daughter of Venus along with Libra, so she wants comfort, but it has to be beautiful, too. The embroidery on this is sensational, and she can wear it with either pants or a long dress. We’ll let her decide.”

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AQUARIUS: VETEMENTS OAKLEY SPIKES SUNGLASSES ($1190)

“These sunglasses are pure Aquarius! She has to be different because she’s ruled by Uranus, the planet of the unexpected. She doesn’t care if you approve or not, and has her own yardstick for success.”

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CANCER: VERSACE PLATE ($150)

“Cancer loves having people over, and the more the merrier. She always cooks and she’s really fantastic at it. Cancer rules the stomach and has everything to do with food, so this couldn’t fit better.”

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CAPRICORN: SAINT LAURENT BAG ($3,990)

“Capricorn is very much a country club girl. She’s elegant and ambitious and always wears neutrals in the very best natural fibers. She also thinks ahead to make sure she gets a lot of wear, so she loves an item that can go with everything.