Life Moves Pretty Fast…
There are many things we miss about the ’80s: the soft-drink Tab, Marty McFly’s sweet Nike high-tops, the Corey‘s, River Phoenix, day-glo. Oh, and Ferris Bueller, the man who taught us how to take it easy and managed to normalize very ridiculous name. It’s been 18 years since first we met, but Ferris Bueller may be back! And this time it won’t be in terrible television-show form (sorry, Jennifer Aniston, we know it was one of you’re first jobs, but really). We’re not entirely sure what the reason for this marvelous revival is, but we hear that it’s something to do with an ad slated to run during the Super Bowl on February 5th—one reason to actually watch the game. We can only hope, or fear, that Charlie Sheen will reprise his random junkie-in-the-police-station role. As of yet, only this ten-second clip has been revealed, in which an older, greyer, puffier but equally mischievous Ferris verbalizes our very thoughts. We don’t know how we can handle work on a day like today either, Ferris, but we’re hoping that you’ll have some ideas…