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“Sexiest One at the Funeral”: Jennifer Coolidge Reviews Scarves

Jennifer Coolidge. Headpiece Jennifer’s Own. Dress and Gloves (worn throughout) by Norma Kamali. Tights (worn throughout) by Capezio. Shoes (worn throughout) by Stuart Weitzman.

Jennifer Coolidge knows funny. Having appeared in over 100 films and television shows, the majority of them comedies, the 59-year-old actor is a go-to not-so-secret weapon for writers and directors who need a surefire laugh. This summer, she’ll bring her brand of zany camp to Mike White’s HBO Max dramedy White Lotus as a woman mourning the death of her mother. But first, we asked her to play fashion critic. Turns out she could not talk or talk about scarves forever and still find things to not talk about. 

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MIU MIU, PRICE UPON REQUEST

“This can be worn for any occasion, including hang gliding at dusk.”

 

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GUCCI, $700

Slip this on when you realize the person next to you on the plane is a possibility.

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BALENCIAGA, $695

“Sexiest one at the funeral.”

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MAISON MARGIELA, $990

“Initially aloof, ultimately seducible.” 

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DIOR, $520

“This will pair nicely with your new motorized bicycle.”

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MARY KATRANTZOU X BVLGARI, $520

 

“The last thing you take off before a midnight skinny dip.”

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VERSACE, PRICE UPON REQUEST

 

“Your fellow worshipers applaud you when you wear this as it creates a beautiful distraction during a boring sermon.”

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ISABEL MARANT, $270

 

“Great for cutting in line—you’ll be forgiven.”

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BURBERRY, $450

“Talent contest judges discouraged me from wearing this because it gave me too much of an advantage.”

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Hair: Chad Wood using Harry Josh Pro Tools and Ren Furterer at The Wall Group

Makeup: Adam Burrell using MAC Cosmetics at A-Frame Agency

Manicure: Zola Ganzorigt at The Wall Group

Photography Assistants: Daniel Marty and Aaron Morganstein

Fashion Assistant: Katya Rodriguez