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Shirt and Pants by Bottega Veneta. Shoes by Camper Lab.
Some cool kids answered a few questions for our spring 2022 “Watching Issue.”
SANTIAGO
Age: 21
What movie do you know by heart? Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Which show do you watch the most? Daredevil.
Do you get shy on camera? Yes but I usually get over it.
Do you like being watched? Not really, it feels uncomfortable when people stare.
What’s your favorite channel? Adult Swim was my favorite channel growing up.
Who do you love? I love my cat Ocean, my friends, and my family.
When was the last time you lied? Today. I lied to my boss.
What’s the last thing you got in trouble for? Spray painting
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RUBEN
Jacket and Shirt by Salvatore Ferragamo.
Age: 20
How do you get attention? I make everyone in the room feel my presence.
What kind of porn do you watch? I like to watch orgies sometimes. I don’t really need porn to masturbate.
What do you do when no one’s watching? Clean my nose.
What movie do you know by heart? The Dark Knight.
Which show do you watch the most? Castlevania. It’s about vampires and Dracula and demons and sex.
Where do you keep your dirty videos? I keep all my dirty shit in my camera roll; I don’t really give a fuck.
Are you a voyeur? I’d rather be the one to do the fucking.
What do you hate-watch? Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
Who do you love? Myself.
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Z
Jacket and Shirt by Maison Margiela. Tie by Salvatore Ferragamo. Shoes by Camper Lab. Jewelry model’s own.
Age: 21
What did you watch last night? I watched my friends smoke hash.
How do you watch? Intently.
Who watches you? Hopefully no one.
Who do you stalk? My past self.
How do you get attention? I ask for it.
What kind of porn do you watch and where do you watch it? Any mirror works fine.
What movie do you know by heart? Happy Feet.
Where do you keep your dirty videos? Wouldn’t you like to know.
Do you like being watched? Depends on the watcher.
What’s your favorite channel? I don’t watch cable.
Do you ever feel like you’re being surveilled? Always.
Who do you follow? My intuition.
What’s the last thing you got in trouble for? Being in the right place at the wrong time
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KADE HOLT
Shirt and Jacket by Celine By Hedi Slimane. Tank Top by Calvin Klein. Pants by Tommy Hilfiger. Belt by Tod’s.
Age: 24
What did you watch last night? Live-action Aladdin.
Who are you watching? The raccoons in my backyard.
Who watches you? My pet rats.
Who do you stalk? My roommate’s leftovers in the fridge.
How do you get attention? Making caveman noises.
Which show do you watch the most? Minecraft High School.
What do you hate-watch? Hamilton.
Do you watch the news? Not very often.
What’s the best streaming service? 123Movies.
Do you ever feel like you’re being surveilled? Yes, I have a bottle cap covering my webcam.
Have you ever made a sex tape? …
Who do you love? My baby.
Who do you follow? Les Claypool.
When was the last time you lied? Answering some of these questions.
What’s the last thing you got in trouble for? Biting my nails.
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BRUNO
Shirt, Jacket, and Pants by Tod’s.
Age: 24
What did you watch last night? Survivor.
Who are you watching? Competitors.
What kind of porn do you watch? I’ve watched a lot of straight, gay, and lesbian porn.
What movie do you know by heart? City of God.
Which show do you watch the most? Breaking Bad.
Are you a voyeur? Not at all.
Do you get shy on camera? No, I’ve never really felt that way.
Do you watch the news? Not since I was in high school.
Do you like being watched? Depends who is watching me.
Do you watch what you eat? Yes, all the time.
What’s the best movie theater? A drive-in theater.
What’s the best streaming service? SoundCloud.
What’s your favorite channel? Toonami.
When was the last time you lied? I don’t lie anymore.
What’s the last thing you got in trouble for? I haven’t gotten in trouble for anything.
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CLIP
Jacket by Isabel Marant. Shirt by Maison Margiela.
Age: 22
What did you watch last night? Tokyo Ghoul.
Who are you watching? My reflection.
Who watches you? It’s hard to keep up these days.
How do you get attention? By being the best version of myself.
What kind of porn do you watch and where do you watch it? Porn is bad vibes, I don’t watch it.
What do you do when no one’s watching? Plan world domination.
Where do you keep your dirty videos? I don’t make dirty videos. No one deserves to see me in my true form.
Are you a voyeur? I’m literally the complete opposite.
What do you hate-watch? Joseline’s Cabaret.
Do you watch what you eat? I used to, now I don’t give a fuck. Food is sexy.
What’s the best streaming service? Prime Video but you didn’t hear that from me.
Have you ever made a sex tape? Never ever ever.
Who do you love? I love myself and my boyfriend and my dolls.
When was the last time you lied? I lie all the time for fun. I probably already lied today and the day just started.
What’s the last thing you got in trouble for? I don’t get in trouble, I’m grown!
Jacket and Shorts by Isabel Marant. Shirt by Maison Margiela. Shoes model’s own.
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Models Ruben Alejandro, Bruno Ferri, Clip, Kade Fallowfield Holt, Santiago, and Zin Woon
Hair by Dylan Chavles using Oribe at MA+ Group, Makeup by Sena Murahashi using Mac Cosmetics
Casting by Blair Broll, Production by Born Artists
Photography Assistant Connor Roach, Fashion Assistant Fernando Cerezo III, Makeup Assistant Nanase Ito, Production Assistant Ryan Keenan
Location Candy Studio
