HorsegiirL Brings All The Boys to the Barn
Berlin’s favorite farm fatale is taking over TikTok with happy hardcore hits that have the club kids galloping to her beat. Yee-haw!
Do you like answering questions?
If the question is interesting, I do. It’s more the monotony of the same questions repeated over and over again I dislike.
What are you wearing right now?
A fur coat, as always.
How often do you change your sheets?
Once every 10 days, roughly.
What do you collect?
What’s your bad habit?
Stealing incredible amounts of sugar cubes in hotel lobbies on tour.
What do you like to eat?
An all-time favorite of mine is a good French apple tart.
What’s your favorite body part?
On horses: soft muzzles. On humans: belly buttons.
How is your relationship with your family?
In some ways biological families are the miniature version of society as a whole, since we cannot choose what family we are born into, yet have to learn how to coexist, even if we disagree on something or simply don’t “get” each other. When I was younger I often felt misunderstood by a large part of my family and still to this day I am the odd one out, to a degree. But also I understand now that I don’t need the people I share this strange genetic connection with to be more like me, or relate to me like a good friend and vice versa. The important thing is: We support and care for each other, no matter what, and that’s what makes families so incredibly beautiful yet exhausting at times.
Which celebrity do you most want to sleep with?
There’s no one I’d particularly want to sleep with, however I’d love to have a lengthy conversation over dinner with either Patti Smith, Karl Marx, Bojack Horseman, or Leonora Carrington.
When was the last time you picked someone up?
After high school when everyone wanted to become a famous riding horse, I chose music, hence I have never picked someone up as of yet, I’m afraid.
How much money do you spend on delivery?
I refuse to think about this.
How often do you floss?
Hasn’t that trend died by now?
What do you do when you can’t sleep?
Who do you tell your secrets to?
Drunk strangers in clubs, taxi drivers, anonymous online forums, and sometimes, depending on the secret, my mum.
Where do you go to hide?
Under my covers, scientifically proven to be the safest place on earth.
When will it all be over?
Nothing ends, it simply transforms.
What do you tell yourself when no one else can hear?
A slightly angry, “Live, Laugh, Love!!!”
Who cares about you?
Much to my surprise, you apparently.
What did you think of this questionnaire?
So good, I wrote you a poem:
over the hills of
right in the
middle of a field
there lived a boy
johnson who kept his
one fateful day in
zz’s in the hay
it was the moment
that happy horses
like to neigh
Hair: Fraser Francis using Crazy Color Casa and Maria Nila.
Nails: Camilla Inge Volbert.
Set Design: Léonie Britz.
Photography Assistants: Sebastian Back and Leo Riedel.
Fashion Assistant: Avalon Hagan.