Weekend News Roundup! Johnny Depp’s Half Century

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Happy Monday! Here’s our compendium of pop-culture news you mayhave missed while you were doing more important things over the weekend.

• Bloody hell! The British had their worst Tony Awards in five years, due largely to Cyndi Lauper’s Kinky Boots, which took home six awards including best score. [Guardian]

• Environmental activist and cleavage enthusiast Erin Brockovich was arrested for drunk boating. [USA Today]

• Speaking of cleavage, this is what Kate Upton looks like on the set of her new film, The Other Woman. [Huffington Post]

• The Purge topped the weekend box office with $36 million while Fast & Furious 6 and Now You See Me beat out The Internship in its opening weekend, which pulled in a measly $18 million. Should have opted for Wedding Crashers 2 instead, boys.  [BOM]

• John Malkovich came to the aid of a man who tripped and severely cut his neck while crossing the street in Toronto because Ryan Gosling simply cannot be everywhere at once. [ABC]

• A fan threw a bra onstage at a Justin Bieber concert, which in the world of teen pop sensations is a sacred milestone. Mazel tov, Biebs! [Gawker]

• Johnny Depp turned 50, making us feel very old. [E!]