Quoted: James Frey is An Alien

“We hear stories of alien abduction, we don’t know if they are real or not. I could only say what I know and what I’ve seen, and that’s in the stories I tell.”—possibly James Frey, giving an interview as an alien. The interview is promoting a sci-novel co-written by Frey, I Am Number Four, which insists that at no point during the purchasing of the book do we question the existence of aliens.