
Thirstory: Christian Bale Hits Club Quarantine
May 6, 2020
Half-dressed, hair amiss, and on the cusp of delirium.

Our Definitive, Uninformed Batman Rankings
May 31, 2019
With Robert Pattinson set to be the next Batman, one writer rises to the Gotham-sized challenge of ranking all the prior Batmans, from most least good to probably very good, based solely on YouTube clips.

Is This Christian Bale’s First Time Channeling Satan?
January 7, 2019
In honor of Christian Bale’s Golden Globes acceptance speech, in which he thanked Satan for inspiring his performance of Dick Cheney in “Vice,” we came up with some of his other particularly demonic roles.

Christian Bale talks Hostiles and transforming into Dick Cheney
January 4, 2018
In Scott Cooper’s Hostiles, Bale accompanies a dying Cheyenne chief across an expansive and unforgiving landscape.