Christian Bale

Thirstory: Christian Bale Hits Club Quarantine

May 6, 2020

Half-dressed, hair amiss, and on the cusp of delirium.

Our Definitive, Uninformed Batman Rankings

May 31, 2019

With Robert Pattinson set to be the next Batman, one writer rises to the Gotham-sized challenge of ranking all the prior Batmans, from most least good to probably very good, based solely on YouTube clips.

Is This Christian Bale’s First Time Channeling Satan?

January 7, 2019

In honor of Christian Bale’s Golden Globes acceptance speech, in which he thanked Satan for inspiring his performance of Dick Cheney in “Vice,” we came up with some of his other particularly demonic roles.

Christian Bale talks Hostiles and transforming into Dick Cheney

January 4, 2018

In Scott Cooper’s Hostiles, Bale accompanies a dying Cheyenne chief across an expansive and unforgiving landscape.