Weekend News Roundup! It’s Getting Hot in Here, But Please Don’t Take Off Your Clothes

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Published August 12, 2013

AND THEN HE GREW UP… 🙁

Happy Monday! Here’s our compendium of pop-culture news you may have missed while you were doing more important things over the weekend.

• George Lucas and his wife Mellody Hobson had a baby. [THR]

• Here’s Justin Bieber serenading his grandmother completely naked. [TMZ]

• Chris Brown suffered a seizure and played a charity basketball game (not simultaneously). [E!]

• Elysium won the weekend box office with $30.4 million, beating out We’re The Millers, which took in $26.5M, proving we’d rather see Matt Damon take on a corrupt dystopian future world than Jennifer Aniston strip. [BOM]

• Lea Michele dedicated her Teen Choice Award to Cory Monteith. [Hello!]

• Lady Gaga and Katy Perry’s songs leaked. Is nothing sacred? [E!]

• A sinkhole ate part of a Florida resort near Disney world. No guests or adorable animated characters were harmed. [CNN]