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Chrissy Chlapecka Is TikTok’s Biggest Bimbo

All photos courtesy of Chrissy Chlapecka

The bimbo is back. Only this time, with radical politics. One Tiktokker leading the revival is Chrissy Chlapecka, the 21-year-old Chicago native whose breathy falsetto, all-pink wardrobe, and biting sociopolitical commentary have racked up over four million followers on TikTok. If the Gen-Z bimbo is hyperfemme, outspoken, and sexually liberated, then Chlapecka fits the bill—she posts regularly about getting her “clit pierced at Claire’s,” or buying bisexual stuffed animals from Build-A-Bear, while never missing a chance to dunk on any pro-lifers or male chauvinists that cross her path. “I don’t do this for the misogynistic male gaze,” she says in a Tok with two million likes, “I do it for my gaze, and damn! My tits look good!” To learn more about the bimbo that launched a thousand likes, we slid into Chlapecka’s DMs and got personal about her online presence.

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Sophie Lee: A/S/L?

CHRISSY CHLAPECKA: I’m 21 years old. I use she/they pronouns and I’m from Chicago, Illinois!

INTERVIEW: What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?

CHLAPECKA: The first thing I do is take my dog, Sugar, outside on a walk.

INTERVIEW: What were your last three Google searches?

CHLAPECKA: Dachshund training. Trends. Euphoria makeup.

INTERVIEW: What’s your online stalking platform of choice?

CHLAPECKA: Oooh I guess it would be Instagram??? I don’t know if I care enough to stalk people hahhahah.

INTERVIEW: What’s your favorite TikTok rabbit hole?

CHLAPECKA: By far, any kind of cooking TikTok. I’m a horrible, horrible cook but I love watching other people do it.

INTERVIEW: What’s your least favorite TikTok trend so far?

CHLAPECKA: All the straight men dressing up in maid costumes for brownie points to hide their misogyny lolllll.

INTERVIEW: What’s a TikTok account you think everyone should follow?

CHLAPECKA: I always gotta shoutout my best friends @anania00 and @griffinmaxwellbrooks on TikTok. Their content is the best and so funny. 

INTERVIEW: What does your For You page look like?

CHLAPECKA: My FYP is all makeup vids, dog vids, Y2K fashion posts and lots of humor from people in my queer community. 

INTERVIEW: What was your first ever social media username?

CHLAPECKA: I don’t know if you’d call Webkinz social media, but my username was “Happy1114.” 

INTERVIEW: Can you describe your private browsing persona in three words?

CHLAPECKA: Interesting, eye catching, and anxiety hhhahha. 

INTERVIEW: How many unread text messages do you have?

CHLAPECKA: See above.

INTERVIEW: Read receipts: on or off?

CHLAPECKA: Read receipts off!!! I’m the worst texter. I read so many texts then forget to answer lol. 

INTERVIEW: Is there anything you’re currently excited to be working on?

CHLAPECKA: This year I’m really diving into my music career with hopes to have fully produced music out by next year!

INTERVIEW: Can you describe your most incriminating accidental email/text?

CHLAPECKA: I may be one of the lucky ones who hasn’t sent an accidental email or text that could give me a year-long panic attack lol…I think it’s just cuz I’m so bad at responding anyway. 

INTERVIEW: Choose one: money or clout.

CHLAPECKA: I guess I’d say clout in the way of having a community. Community is very important and TikTok has given me that. 

INTERVIEW: Print or digital?

CHLAPECKA: Digital for sure. 

INTERVIEW: What’s your password?

CHLAPECKA: My password is cashapp: $chrissyishot444