Eric Schwartau
Live from Bushwick, It’s Two Gay Guys Splitting a Salad
by Steven Phillips-Horst and Eric Schwartau
As COVID returns to the White House, our columnists return to IRL column-ing. On the table: hard kombucha, hard work, and harder interruptions.
Talk Hole: Cuties, Crypts, and Chris Evans
by Eric Schwartau and Steven Phillips-Horst
Live from the city of columns.
Talk Hole: AOC’s Telfar, Tulsi Tattoos, and Trumptana
by Eric Schwartau and Steven Phillips-Horst
The only convention recap you’ve been waiting for.
Talk Hole: The Tara Reid Tell-All
by Eric Schwartau and Steven Phillips-Horst
Tara Reid (no, not that one) joins the column to talk Biden, boyfriends, and booking movie roles via LinkedIn.
Talk Hole: The Karen Kolumn
by Eric Schwartau and Steven Phillips-Horst
Our columnists take a trip to Karenland—and kancel the kops.
Talk Hole: Alison Roman, Nancy Pelosi, and Everyone But James Charles Get Canceled
by Steven Phillips-Horst and Eric Schwartau
It’s always hydroxychloroquine and never hydrochloro-King. Think about that.
Talk Hole: Baby Grimes, Britney’s Blazed Gym, and the Last Girls of J.Crew
by Eric Schwartau and Steven Phillips-Horst
"Britney’s gym is the new Schrödinger’s cat."
Talk Hole: Fetching the Bolt Cutters with Martha Stewart’s Detainees
by Eric Schwartau and Steven Phillips-Horst
"My couch is literally Barbados now."
Talk Hole: Goodbye Bernie, Zoom Birthdays, and Essential Boyfriends
by Eric Schwartau and Steven Phillips-Horst
“Busy is over. Emotional distress is in.”
Talk Hole: Zooming Through the Quarantine with Jeremy O. Harris
by Steven Phillips-Horst and Eric Schwartau
Our columnists host a very intimate Zoom chat with the playwright Jeremy O. Harris.
Talk Hole in Quarantine: Sex, Drones, and Social Distancing
by Steven Phillips-Horst and Eric Schwartau
"There's actually something quite intrinsically capitalist about a quarantine. Get my Thai food and fuck everyone else."
Talk Hole: Love is Blind, House Hunting Throuples, and Caroline Calloway’s Day Job
by Eric Schwartau and Steven Phillips-Horst
"Love is blind. That's why people love us and our column."
Talk Hole Goes to CDMX: A Day at the Bullfight, Amy Klobuchar’s Hair, and the Unifying Power of Ketamine
by Steven Phillips-Horst and Eric Schwartau
"I will say, I have been calling Mexico 'Séxico.'"
Talk Hole: TikTok Suburbia, Swiss Heaven, and the Radical Sincerity of Goop
by Steven Phillips-Horst and Eric Schwartau
Talk Hole is the bi-weekly spoken column of New York’s alt-comedy darlings Eric Schwartau and Steven Phillips-Horst, touching on all corners of the zeitgeist (high, low, top, bottom).
Talk Hole: Closing Ceremony, Compulsory Voting, and A Return to Love
by Eric Schwartau and Steven Phillips-Horst
Talk Hole is the bi-weekly spoken column of New York’s alt-comedy darlings Eric Schwartau and Steven Phillips-Horst, touching on all corners of the zeitgeist (high, low, top, bottom).
