Talk Hole: The Hole Damn Year
December 22, 2021
“Caitlyn Jenner lost her governor’s race, Bennifer got back together, IKEA launched a bisexual couch, we freed Britney, and Kim Kardashian passed the bar.”
Talk Hole: Supply Chain Me Daddy
November 16, 2021
“I’m pretty sure we are in a conservatorship with Interview.”
Talk Hole: Kidney Girl Autumn
October 8, 2021
“I assumed Fran would have something grumpy to say about karaoke, and I was right.”
Talk Hole: American Hole
September 17, 2021
Red, white, and hole.
Talk Hole: Pride & Prejudice
June 22, 2021
“I can’t be the only one seeing dollar signs here.”
Talk Hole: Virtue & Vice
May 20, 2021
Artisanal cocaine, natural wine, and locally-sourced infographics.
Talk Hole: White Hole Summer
April 29, 2021
The masks are off, the mayoral race is on.
Talk Hole: Of Dogs and Men
April 9, 2021
All talk, no bite.
Talk Hole: The Princess and the Podcast
March 18, 2021
The Buckingham Palace to Dimes Square pipeline.
Talk Hole: Can’t Get You Out of My Hole
February 25, 2021
On Adam Curtis, Scandinavian furniture, and the end of ideas.
Talk Hole: GameStop the Presses!
February 5, 2021
The WOOFs of Wall Street are back for another column.
Talk Hole: My Coup Runneth Over
January 14, 2021
“The sanctity of politics is gone. The sanctity of Nancy Pelosi’s gorgeous podium was just besmirched.”
Talk Hole 2020: A Year of Guilt in Review
December 18, 2020
We did it, Joe!
Talk Hole Says VOTE!
October 29, 2020
“If I see one more thirst trap telling me to vote (besides our own), I swear to god…”
Live from Bushwick, It’s Two Gay Guys Splitting a Salad
October 6, 2020
As COVID returns to the White House, our columnists return to IRL column-ing. On the table: hard kombucha, hard work, and harder interruptions.
Talk Hole: Cuties, Crypts, and Chris Evans
September 21, 2020
Live from the city of columns.
Talk Hole: AOC’s Telfar, Tulsi Tattoos, and Trumptana
August 28, 2020
The only convention recap you’ve been waiting for.
TALK HOLE: WET ASS AMERICAN SUMMER
August 14, 2020
WAP, PUA, and COVID.
Talk Hole: The Tara Reid Tell-All
July 24, 2020
Tara Reid (no, not that one) joins the column to talk Biden, boyfriends, and booking movie roles via LinkedIn.
Talk Hole: The Karen Kolumn
July 10, 2020
Our columnists take a trip to Karenland—and kancel the kops.