Steven Phillips-Horst

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Talk Hole: My Coup Runneth Over

January 14, 2021

“The sanctity of politics is gone. The sanctity of Nancy Pelosi’s gorgeous podium was just besmirched.”

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Talk Hole 2020: A Year of Guilt in Review

December 18, 2020

We did it, Joe!

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Talk Hole Says VOTE!

October 29, 2020

“If I see one more thirst trap telling me to vote (besides our own), I swear to god…”

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Live from Bushwick, It’s Two Gay Guys Splitting a Salad

October 6, 2020

As COVID returns to the White House, our columnists return to IRL column-ing. On the table: hard kombucha, hard work, and harder interruptions.

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Talk Hole: Cuties, Crypts, and Chris Evans

September 21, 2020

Live from the city of columns.

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Talk Hole: AOC’s Telfar, Tulsi Tattoos, and Trumptana

August 28, 2020

The only convention recap you’ve been waiting for.

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TALK HOLE: WET ASS AMERICAN SUMMER

August 14, 2020

WAP, PUA, and COVID.

Talk Hole: The Tara Reid Tell-All

July 24, 2020

Tara Reid (no, not that one) joins the column to talk Biden, boyfriends, and booking movie roles via LinkedIn.

Talk Hole: The Karen Kolumn

July 10, 2020

Our columnists take a trip to Karenland—and kancel the kops.

Talk Hole: Alison Roman, Nancy Pelosi, and Everyone But James Charles Get Canceled

May 21, 2020

It’s always hydroxychloroquine and never hydrochloro-King. Think about that.

Talk Hole: Baby Grimes, Britney’s Blazed Gym, and the Last Girls of J.Crew

May 8, 2020

“Britney’s gym is the new Schrödinger’s cat.”

Talk Hole: Fetching the Bolt Cutters with Martha Stewart’s Detainees

April 23, 2020

“My couch is literally Barbados now.”

Talk Hole: Goodbye Bernie, Zoom Birthdays, and Essential Boyfriends

April 9, 2020

“Busy is over. Emotional distress is in.”

Talk Hole: Zooming Through the Quarantine with Jeremy O. Harris

March 26, 2020

Our columnists host a very intimate Zoom chat with the playwright Jeremy O. Harris.

Talk Hole in Quarantine: Sex, Drones, and Social Distancing

March 12, 2020

“There’s actually something quite intrinsically capitalist about a quarantine. Get my Thai food and fuck everyone else.”

Talk Hole: Love is Blind, House Hunting Throuples, and Caroline Calloway’s Day Job

February 27, 2020

“Love is blind. That’s why people love us and our column.”

Talk Hole Goes to CDMX: A Day at the Bullfight, Amy Klobuchar’s Hair, and the Unifying Power of Ketamine

February 13, 2020

“I will say, I have been calling Mexico ‘Séxico.'”

Talk Hole: TikTok Suburbia, Swiss Heaven, and the Radical Sincerity of Goop

January 30, 2020

Talk Hole is the bi-weekly spoken column of New York’s alt-comedy darlings Eric Schwartau and Steven Phillips-Horst, touching on all corners of the zeitgeist (high, low, top, bottom).

Talk Hole: Closing Ceremony, Compulsory Voting, and A Return to Love

January 17, 2020

Talk Hole is the bi-weekly spoken column of New York’s alt-comedy darlings Eric Schwartau and Steven Phillips-Horst, touching on all corners of the zeitgeist (high, low, top, bottom).