Interview

GO: Do you believe in marriage?

AW: Only to have children. But it's gone on for so long and people have thought it was right-it must still be right.

GO: Would you ever like to get married and settle down?

AW: No.

GO: Has anybody ever asked you?

AW: No.

GO: Do you miss having any children?

AW: No.

GO: Do you think you're a father figure to anyone?

AW: Just to my dogs.

GO: Have you ever been in love?

AW: Let's come back to that one.

GO: Did you ever hate anybody?

AW: Let's come back to that one.

GO: Did you ever try to grow a mustache?

AW: I beg your pardon? No, I never tried.

GO: Do you wear a wig?

AW: It says so in my book.

GO: How many do you have?

AW: Uh, three. The last maid stole one.

GO: What's your natural color?

AW: Pink.

GO: Do you believe in flying saucers?

AW: My mother used to believe in them.

GO: Do you think Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone?

AW: Perhaps.

GO: Do you think Nixon got a raw deal?

AW: That's for sure.

GO: Do you think the pope is infallible?

AW: How dare you ask me that?

GO: Do you know how to dance?

AW: I don't know how to move.

GO: What's your favorite scent?

AW: Halston, of course.

GO: Do you believe in the American Dream?

AW: I don't, but I think we can make some money out of it.

GO: Are rich people different from poor people?

AW: Yes and no.

GO: Are they happier?

AW: If they have a dog.

GO: Can you take it with you?

AW: Everywhere.

GO: Do you think the world can be saved?

AW: No.